(MY SITE LOOKS FINE SHUT UP -Acula)

(Yes, i am well aware of my messed up logo. YOU DONT NEED TO KEEP E-MAILING ME ABOUT IT! I KNOW! IM WELL AWARE!!! -Acula)

Welcome to Dr Acula's blood box emporium!

(YES THAT IS MY REAL, GOD GIVEN NAME. WHY WOULD I LIE ABOUT THIS. WHY WOULD I. WHAT WOULD I HAVE TO GAIN. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP. -Acula)

I sell blood in convienent Juice Boxes, for easy consumption, and deliver within at least 1 week!

(ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS A LIAR AND A MORON. PEOPLE CLAIM I SHIP FAKE BLOOD AND IT TAKES MONTHS TO SHIP BUT NOOOOOO THAT HAS NEVER HAPPENED AND THEY HAVE NO PROOF!!! -Acula)

You may order some below!

(PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE ORDER SOME!!! NOBODY DOES THEY PUT HUGE ORDERS THROUGH THEN CANCEL IT RIGHT AS IM ABOUT TO SHIP! THEN THEY SEND ME EMAILS CALLING ME DR STUPID OR SAYING IM MENTALLY ILL AND NOT A VAMPIRE!! IM NOT DR STUPID! IM NOT! AND I AM A VAMPIRE!! I AM!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! -Acula)

(AND YES! I KNOW THE SITE ISNT CENTERED HERE! I DID IT ON PURPOSE! ITS INTENTIONAL IM NOT SOME IDIOT WHO CANT CENTER THINGS PROPERLY STOP SAYING THAT!! ITS ART! ITS ART I TELL YOU!! ART!!!! -Acula)


To order, please fill out the field below. make sure to put in

I shall the contact you about your the transaction details within 2-3 hours (AND DO NOT CONTACT ME CLAIMING I AM A SCAM ARTIST. I KNOW IM ASKING FOR YOUR CREDIT CARD INFO, HOW ELSE DO YOU EXPECT TO PAY??? IF YOU DONT TRUST ME, THEN DONT BUY! THIS IS HOW E-COMMERCE WORKS THERES NOTHING SHADY ABOUT IT! -Acula)

(NO THIS IS NOT WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE THIS IS A CARTOON RENDITION I FOUND ONLINE! YOU INTERNET TROLLS ARE MAKING ME ANGRY! -Acula)


Please enter your order here

(I KNOW THERES SOMETHING WRONG HERE IM WORKING ON FIXING IT DONT WORRY JUST E-MAIL ME YOUR ORDER INSTEAD -Acula)

If you have any questions about my service, shoot me an e-mail at jeffreyd@aol.com !

(THE D DOES NOT STAND FOR DAHMER! YOU STUPID INTERNET TROLLS! AND THIS IS MERELY MY HUMAN NAME! ACULA IS MY REAL NAME! IM A VAMPIRE! A VAMPIRE!! A VAMPIRE!!! -Acula)




for legal reasons, this is not a real store.