Stoney's Swag Shop

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liberal.

official stoney swag shop t shirt - 10.99 add to cart

i made a huge stock of these in 2012 when the kony thing was going thinking i can cash in and make a quick buck, but no one bought any.

please buy a shirt man i have so many its up to the ceiling in my garage. i can go cheaper if needed be i just need these gone...

world famous official stoney swag shop coffee mug - 5.99 add to cart

this is the exact mug that kept me off the streets during my college year ketamine binges

real human skin mask - 1,000.99 add to cart

his name was ted

stoney swag shop official mousepad - 3.99 add to cart

the manufacturer of these fucked them all up they where supposed to be those wrist support mousepads with my face on em, as well as my voluptuous man ass, but they just sent hundreds of blank ones

so ive reduced the price, and written on them all with sharpie, the image is how they may look but no promises i still get the shakes from my old college year ketamine binges so they may turn out like hot ass

Adam Sandler's Click Movie Poster - 3.99 add to cart

god i fucking love adam sandler. clicks my favorite adam sandler comedy. the idea of a man as goofy, as FUNNY as adam sandler, getting these godlike abilities is comedy gold. i like the part where he gets hit in the balls.

my wife carol - free with any purchase add to cart

just fuckin take her man. ive come to realize i am indeed a homosexual and i need not a wife anymore as i have been dating a man and he pegs me way better then carol ever could

official genuine oversized gucci t shirt - 15.99 add to cart

IF ANYONE ASKS I PURCHASED THESE LEGALLY I DONT KNOW WHY ANYONE WOULD ASK THAT CONSIDERING I PURCHASED THESE LEGALLY BUT WHO KNOWS HAHA

what, you think this is a fucking game? wrong bitch this is stoney's swag shop

fuck you

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